Bong hits for Jesus.
Bong hits for Jesus?
Bong hits for Jesus!
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Probably at least six people decided to engage in illegal drug use because I typed that and it passed before their eyeballs. The mere display of such a phrase, by virtue of its insidious power, is a threat to mom, kittens, and the future return of red salmon at Chitina.
3 comments:
I'll be ordering bumperstickers here sometime soon.
Ooooh! I want one! I want one!
I'll buy one too!
I can't help but sing "Bong hits for Jesus" to the tune of that old Salvation Army song you'd see in those old movies. Like where the band would be playing on a street corner in the snow at Christmas or something...
"Bong hits for Jesus,
bong hits for Jesus,
Hi-ho the merry-o,
bong hits for Jesus."
Or something like that....
So Deirdre, instead of driving around a school parking lot with the bumpersticker on your car, how about driving through there pasting them on everybody else's car? Maybe do it down at city hall.And in church parking lots on Sundays?
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