Okay, scoffers, I have actual proof this time. In addition to being what Uncle Ted's son (you know, the one under investigation ) might term 'Valley1 Trash, Rosario the dog is definitely a visitor.
From outer space.
Heading an advance team of aliens gathering information before the invasion.
Either that, or her strange eating habits are just a weird genetic thing.
Thanks to The Savage for providing the photo.
1The Mat-Su Valley, not to be confused with the Goldstream Valley, home to many a fine, upstanding citizen living without running water.