Wednesday, March 05, 2008

The G-Man Diet

First there was Scarsdale, then Eat-Right-for-Your Blood-Type, closely followed by Atkins, the Zone, and South Beach. Now, brought to you by the men in black is the G-Man Diet. I couldn't help but notice that the federal corruption investigation has helped Jim Clark achieve what years of jogging around Juneau and the Hill couldn't - he is downright svelte in his court room appearance.

It's a trend that is hitting the country - from Abramoff and DeLay to our own home-grown corrupt bastards politicians and lobbyists, Kott, Kohring, Hayes, Allen and Smith, thin is all the rage. Melted away by months of fretting about search, seizure and subpoenas are the pounds and pounds of flesh extracted from others, and larded on during Baranoff and Beltway bacchanales.

Yup, the fat cat image of the power brokers in this State certainly has been taken down a notch or two by the G-Man Diet!

8 comments:

Wang Pa-Tan said...

I shudder to imagine the cabin-dwelling asses of those who sit around all day blogging about the misfortunes of others. Could it be that Mr. Clark, in semi-retirement, had time to take care of his health for the first time in 4 years? It seems to me that Dittman, the guy who actually pocketed the $68,000, might be a better candidate for the CBC than Clark.

CabinDweller said...

Wow. Someone who is defending Clark. Amazing.

Ishmael said...

"Wang Pa-Tan." Maybe one of Frank's buddy-buddy Asian "friends?"

Looks like (s)he needed to defend Clark so badly that (s)he created a blogger profile just for this occasion.

All that aside ... I wonder if they'll market the G-Man Diet....

FlictheBic said...

Hmmm, ah no, more along the lines of the same skewed thinking that presented itself among a couple of jurors on the Hayes trial - that basically the Department of Housing and Urban Development was more responsible for Jim Hayes stealing money than Hayes, well, uh, because they gave him money which he then stole.

Cathy said...

You know...being the good doobie that I am I could probably send you some sheefish on NAC or sumthin.

CabinDweller said...

Sheefish would be awesome! Are you serious?

But I'll be coming back through OTZ this month - so maybe I could bring some not-available-in-Kotz goods out in trade?

Cathy said...

Sure, I'm serious. What time this month are you planning?? We can carry out the specifics by email if you like. aqvaluq@hotmail.com
I just need to know if you want them fileted out or whole or a combo of both. If I can't get my hands on any before they thaw I will just guve them to you whole. For a trade...how about 6 or 7 canisters of crystal lite (generic is just fine) -orange, fruit punch, and/or cranberry- from walmart. That shit cost 7 bucks a piece out here and we suck it down like crazy fiends.

Cathy said...

I meant to say if I can't get my hands on any before they FREEZE I will give you them whole.....but you probably knew what I meant.